Trying to be healthy sucks. I'm telling you internets, it might just not be for me. The whole health thing in general would be much easier if I took it for granted.
I mean, I used to eat the health equivalent of shit on a stick. Fried fast food washed down with mountain dew. Hilariously large 'combo' portions. Plus I'd sit on my ass all day and punch a keyboard. Despite all of that I was skinny and energetic and didn't care so much about what I ate.
I've been fast food free for more than a year now, and I don't drink much soda or eat much junk food anymore. I eat salad for lunch most days. I get fresh fruit with my sandwiches instead of fries. I have water with every meal. And I work out. I really should be the fucking epitome of health-freaks right now.
Should I be disappointed that I look and feel pretty similar to how I looked and felt before I started caring? It would be really easy to take up smoking and eating Del Taco (even I won't stoop to eating McDonald's).
I'm pretty sure that I'm invincible anyways. I haven't been sick in so many years that I've lost count. I even recover from serious injuries in just hours. I am confident that I could eat crude oil and still maintain my statuesque marbled physique. Without showing me a photograph of my father, give me one good reason to keep being conscientious!
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September 1 2005, 22:28:38 UTC 6 years ago
Keep in mind that I am delusional and Z-Day is something I look forward to.
September 1 2005, 23:41:07 UTC 6 years ago
But, if you revert to eating shit on a stick, give it a year. You will know my plight all too well.
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